I've decided that since I can't stick with the RRC that I'm going solo for reviews. As most of you know, I like to take my time when I review, and I'll let you know everything, detail by detail, about your flash or audio submission. You don't believe that I'm a good reviewer? Check my review history.

Every week I'll come up with a few highlight review submissions I liked, and post them here in my news posts. All I ask is that if I review your movie, I want you to leave me an Author's Comment.

If you wish to have a submission reviewed, leave me a comment here with the link.

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If you're someone on NG who I like, and you would like to get bummed sometime in the near future, post a comment on my wall, and I'll include you on my "People to Bum List," which by the way, goes in this post for all to see.

1.) MrFinland - The number 1 man to bum is MrFinland. Head of the NGDD Portal Department. Bumsecks away!

2.) Eddie - My PalTalk Bumseckzor.

3.) SCUD14 - Creator of possibly the best picture topic EVER. Located here!

4.) Seatbeltnazi - I don't know him, but he's the type that if you don't know, you put a bag with a picture of angryfaic pasted to the front of it over his head.

5.) Corky52 - A damn good reviewer, which is why he gets bummed and reviewed on his Style and Flavor afterwards. Yummy.

6.) sirtom93 - Sirtom, I would be happy to give you a good bumsecksing. He would be the type to call me daddy.

7.) Jake - OMFG LOLOL AN EGSC LONGS FOR MY DONG!!!!!! HE'S GETTING IT!!!!!!

8.) Metal-Therapy - I'm getting the feeling he wouldn't enjoy it as much as everyone else...he just wants to fit in. Unfortunately it's going to be a lot more painful than he expects.

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Would you like to become a member of the elite Newgrounds Department of Defense?
Then you've come to the right place for information!

The Newgrounds Department of Defense is one of the oldest surviving clubs on Newgrounds. You may want to consider joining for the benefits that a place like the Newgrounds Department of Defense has to offer you. Here's some examples of how we benefit the Newgrounds society:

The NGDD is split up into seperate departments so that we can branch out to each area of Newgrounds to be as effective as possible in helping the community. If you're interested in joining the NGDD, then feel free to check out our
Department Summaries/Requirements page. Here's a little bit of information on our departments from my personal standpoint so you can get a better idea of what you're getting yourself into. Sound good? OK!

BBS Department
In our BBS Department you'll find that we have very experienced BBS users who are willing to help newer users get used to the NG Forums and help them to understand what the BBS is all about. For the older users you'll be here to help out users with questions in the Where Is?/How To section of the forums. If you like to post...then this is the department you'll want to join!

Portal Department
Do you consider yourself a "Defender of the Portal?" Well then this is the department for you! Defending the portal is important for the NGDD as a whole, but for the Portal Department, it's a job that they take seriously. Here you'll be flagging abusive reviews, watching out for spam, voting fairly, and leaving constructive reviews to help aspiring flash artists. This is one of our biggest departments, but feel free to apply anyway because we're ALWAYS looking for new members to help defend the Portal!

Flash Department
Are you an aspiring flash artist? Are you a flash artist who would like to improve their skills and receive constructive criticism? Well let me tell you something: You're definitely in the correct section. We have 3 users in our Flash Department who each have a batting average above a 3.8 and would be happy to help any aspiring flash artist with any questions they want answered or any criticism they require.

Audio Department
We're a little empty in this department as for right now, but we are looking for a new Department Head who would be willing to do the same job the Flash Department offers, but for aspiring Audio authors.

Are you convinced to join yet? No? Well then keep reading, because here's where the NGDD gets exciting:

So maybe you're thinking to yourself "Alright that's great, I help Newgrounds become a better place...What the hell do I get out of it?"

The Newgrounds Department of Defense runs contests each month so that you can go out and compete against other members of the NGDD to see who can basically be a bigger stat whore. Instead of being a stat whore for yourself, you get to compete against some of the biggest stat whores out there. For flash and audio authors and artists, you too will have the chance to compete against other in the NGDD for who's the best!

If you've made it down to this point you've reached the most important part of this page. If you plan on being a part of the NGDD, you'll have a chance to be in a contest to win REAL LIFE PRIZES!!! Yes, I went there. Real. Life. Prizes. Don't believe me? Try us.

And finally, not only will you get free stuff, but you'll become a part of a club with some of the most respected users on Newgrounds. It isn't all work and no play: we're always there to have a good laugh as well as give advice to benefit each others' interests.

Any further questions? Feel free to PM myself or any of the other members regarding the NGDD.

If you plan on joining the NGDD then Head over to our thread right away and apply with the Department you wish to join and letting us know you were referrenced from my userpage. Thanks!

We Want YOU for the Newgrounds Department of Defense!

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